Trust No Treasure: Mimic D&D Survival Tee. Every adventurer learns the lesson eventually… Trust no treasure. Because sometimes the chest isn’t loot - it’s lunch.
This bold mimic monster tee captures one of tabletop gaming’s most iconic dungeon surprises with a dark, in-world sense of humor made for seasoned D&D players. Designed to be worn like real streetwear, not novelty merch, this shirt pairs sharp fantasy art with a banner crest reading: TRUST NO TREASURE
Perfect for D&D fans who prefer their fandom funny, sharp, and wearable, whether you’re at the table rolling initiative or out in the wild repping your dungeon-crawl scars.
🎮 Perfect for RPG players, D&D fans, and tabletop adventurers
👕 Comfy, durable fabric made for long campaign nights
🎁 Hilarious gift for and D&D player in your life
🪙 Unique gamer design you won’t find at the local tavern
– Unisex fit & super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
– High-quality print designed to survive countless playthroughs
– Retro-inspired gamer art with a modern twist
Level up your wardrobe or gift it to your favorite D&D player today.
✅ 100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
✅ Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
✅ DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
🚚 Shipping:
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can
Trust No Treasure: Mimic D&D Survival Tee. Every adventurer learns the lesson eventually… Trust no treasure. Because sometimes the chest isn’t loot - it’s lunch.
This bold mimic monster tee captures one of tabletop gaming’s most iconic dungeon surprises with a dark, in-world sense of humor made for seasoned D&D players. Designed to be worn like real streetwear, not novelty merch, this shirt pairs sharp fantasy art with a banner crest reading: TRUST NO TREASURE
Perfect for D&D fans who prefer their fandom funny, sharp, and wearable, whether you’re at the table rolling initiative or out in the wild repping your dungeon-crawl scars.
🎮 Perfect for RPG players, D&D fans, and tabletop adventurers
👕 Comfy, durable fabric made for long campaign nights
🎁 Hilarious gift for and D&D player in your life
🪙 Unique gamer design you won’t find at the local tavern
– Unisex fit & super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
– High-quality print designed to survive countless playthroughs
– Retro-inspired gamer art with a modern twist
Level up your wardrobe or gift it to your favorite D&D player today.
✅ 100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
✅ Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
✅ DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
🚚 Shipping:
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can
