Coffee first. Then purging. Even the most devoted warriors know that no crusade begins without caffeine. This space soldiers t‑shirt features a bulky, power‑armored sci‑fi soldier holding a steaming cup of coffee, ready to purge heresy… right after finishing their brew.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, miniature painters, and lovers of grimdark humor, this shirt is a must‑have for hobbyists who know that coffee fuels both painting marathons and righteous battles.
🎨 Bold, comic‑book artwork with bright, clean colors
👕 Soft, high‑quality fabric for game nights, hobby days, or casual wear
☕ Perfect gift for coffee‑loving wargamers and sci‑fi fans
100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
📦 Ships fast + packed with care with FREE, fast worldwide shipping
🍃 Printed to order to avoid over-production
Whether you’re gearing up for a painting session or purging your backlog (or the galaxy), this shirt lets everyone know your priorities: coffee first, then chaos‑cleansing.
This is isn’t official Warhammer merch — just designed by avid fans!
Coffee first. Then purging. Even the most devoted warriors know that no crusade begins without caffeine. This space soldiers t‑shirt features a bulky, power‑armored sci‑fi soldier holding a steaming cup of coffee, ready to purge heresy… right after finishing their brew.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, miniature painters, and lovers of grimdark humor, this shirt is a must‑have for hobbyists who know that coffee fuels both painting marathons and righteous battles.
🎨 Bold, comic‑book artwork with bright, clean colors
👕 Soft, high‑quality fabric for game nights, hobby days, or casual wear
☕ Perfect gift for coffee‑loving wargamers and sci‑fi fans
100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
📦 Ships fast + packed with care with FREE, fast worldwide shipping
🍃 Printed to order to avoid over-production
Whether you’re gearing up for a painting session or purging your backlog (or the galaxy), this shirt lets everyone know your priorities: coffee first, then chaos‑cleansing.
This is isn’t official Warhammer merch — just designed by avid fans!
