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Forget the milkshake. This tofu brings all the cows to the yard, and they’re staying for the ethical vibes. This hilarious vegan tee is perfect for animal lovers, tofu stans, and anyone who’s ever danced through the dairy aisle like it’s a runway.
Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market or just trying to make meat-eaters laugh at Sunday brunch, this shirt is guaranteed to spark a convo (and maybe even a conversion 🐄✨).
🌱 Why you'll love it:
Super soft & comfy fit
Perfect gift for vegans and vegetarians
Printed on high-quality, ethically sourced tees
Pairs well with smug looks and tofu scrambles
🚚 Shipping:
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can
Forget the milkshake. This tofu brings all the cows to the yard, and they’re staying for the ethical vibes. This hilarious vegan tee is perfect for animal lovers, tofu stans, and anyone who’s ever danced through the dairy aisle like it’s a runway.
Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market or just trying to make meat-eaters laugh at Sunday brunch, this shirt is guaranteed to spark a convo (and maybe even a conversion 🐄✨).
🌱 Why you'll love it:
Super soft & comfy fit
Perfect gift for vegans and vegetarians
Printed on high-quality, ethically sourced tees
Pairs well with smug looks and tofu scrambles
🚚 Shipping:
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can