I heard there was heresy… and got here as fast as I could. Whether you’re the first to answer the call or just late because you stopped for snacks, this bold design is perfect for any loyal crusader. Featuring a heavily armored warrior in mid-charge, it’s a hilarious nod to fans of grimdark universes, tabletop gaming, and righteous overreaction.
⚔️ Perfect gift for tabletop gamers & wargame fans
😂 Comedy + combat = conversation starter
👕 Soft, comfy, and heresy-approved
🎁 Great for birthdays, game nights, and convention wear
💥 Designed to make fellow gamers laugh (and maybe flinch)
When heresy calls, you answer — even if it’s a slow sprint.
100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
📦 Ships fast + packed with care with FREE, fast worldwide shipping
🍃 Printed to order to avoid over-production
🎁 Makes an awesome gift for tabletop players, hobbyists, and lovers of grimdark sci-fi worlds.
This is isn’t official Warhammer merch — just designed by avid fans!
I heard there was heresy… and got here as fast as I could. Whether you’re the first to answer the call or just late because you stopped for snacks, this bold design is perfect for any loyal crusader. Featuring a heavily armored warrior in mid-charge, it’s a hilarious nod to fans of grimdark universes, tabletop gaming, and righteous overreaction.
⚔️ Perfect gift for tabletop gamers & wargame fans
😂 Comedy + combat = conversation starter
👕 Soft, comfy, and heresy-approved
🎁 Great for birthdays, game nights, and convention wear
💥 Designed to make fellow gamers laugh (and maybe flinch)
When heresy calls, you answer — even if it’s a slow sprint.
100% cotton - super soft and comfy for painting and gaming.
Machine washable - won't fade or crack after multiple washes.
DTG Laser printed - the design is lasered on, so you don't have that plastic decal feeling.
📦 Ships fast + packed with care with FREE, fast worldwide shipping
🍃 Printed to order to avoid over-production
🎁 Makes an awesome gift for tabletop players, hobbyists, and lovers of grimdark sci-fi worlds.
This is isn’t official Warhammer merch — just designed by avid fans!
