Some people meditate. Others journal. True gamers know happiness comes down to one simple rule: purge more heretics. This “Life is Simple” T-shirt turns that truth into a tongue-in-cheek flowchart that’s equal parts funny and grimdark.
Whether you’re laughing with your tabletop group, walking into a convention, or just showing off your no-nonsense outlook, this shirt guarantees knowing nods (and a few nervous chuckles).
🤣 Dark humor that always gets a laugh
⚔️ Perfect crossover of meme culture and tabletop vibes
🎁 Great gift for gamers, hobbyists, and heretic purgers alike
100% soft, breathable cotton (cotton blend for heather shades)
Unisex fit designed for comfort and style
Professionally printed design that holds up wash after wash
Easy care — machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Life is short. Keep it simple. Purge the heretics.
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can
🎲👕 Level up your wardrobe and show everyone at the table who’s in charge.
Some people meditate. Others journal. True gamers know happiness comes down to one simple rule: purge more heretics. This “Life is Simple” T-shirt turns that truth into a tongue-in-cheek flowchart that’s equal parts funny and grimdark.
Whether you’re laughing with your tabletop group, walking into a convention, or just showing off your no-nonsense outlook, this shirt guarantees knowing nods (and a few nervous chuckles).
🤣 Dark humor that always gets a laugh
⚔️ Perfect crossover of meme culture and tabletop vibes
🎁 Great gift for gamers, hobbyists, and heretic purgers alike
100% soft, breathable cotton (cotton blend for heather shades)
Unisex fit designed for comfort and style
Professionally printed design that holds up wash after wash
Easy care — machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Life is short. Keep it simple. Purge the heretics.
📦 All our tees are packed with care and shipped with FREE worldwide tracked shipping
📦 Fulfilment: 2-4 days
📦 Tracked Shipping: 2-5 days
🍃 We print all our t-shirts to order to avoid over-production
🍃 We have print partners in the USA, UK, EU, and Australia to keep shipping fast and as eco-friendly as we can
🎲👕 Level up your wardrobe and show everyone at the table who’s in charge.
